I was going to post a story here. I didn't want my first blog post to be an introduction, I tried. When I looked for the story I had written. I wrote it on a memo pad. I searched for a good five minutes; I saw a piece of paper on the ground, I examined it and found part of my story with strange dog sized bites taken out of it.

Dogs, if you read this, fuck you.
Fuck your little adorable fuzzy faces.
Fuck you, forever.